
Gonna attempt the #100daysofmakeup challenge thing. For day 1 I wanted dewy skin to be the main focus, so I kept my eyes and lips simple. And by simple I mean I’m wearing blush and highlighter as eyeshadow

Whompuss is a gift from heaven. (I swear she’s not holding me at knifepoint and forcing me to type that)

Maybe if I keep making myself look like an alien they’ll eventually take the hint and abduct me like they should’ve a long time ago
Contractions function almost identically to the full two-word phrase, but are only appropriate in some places in a sentence. It’s one of the weird quirks of this language we’ve.
This post needs some kind of warning sign.
I did not see that coming.
Some people say the English language is confusing. To which I say… It’s.
That’s the kind of linguist I’m.